Poop Soup and Parental Weirdness
WARNING: This post may not be suitable for those with weak constitutions. The author shall not be held responsible if anyone gets "grossed out"!
I love my mommy, but I have to tell you, sometimes she is a little out there. Like tonight, for example. After more than 24 hours of not dirtying my diaper, I let out a little of the colorful stuff. Mommy is downright jolly as she changes my diaper (glad I finally got things moving, I guess). No sooner does she get the clean diaper fastened, then I let out another squirt. And then I really get busy (I had a lot of catching up to do). Its noisy, its explosive, and its quite relieving, if you catch my drift. In fact, I did such a job that the diaper didn't know what to do with it all! Mommy laughed and laughed and said it as a good thing I was lying there on the change table for all that.
I really don't know what she found so funny.
Chloe
P.S. Thought I'd post some pictures of me from my younger days; they follow this message.
I love my mommy, but I have to tell you, sometimes she is a little out there. Like tonight, for example. After more than 24 hours of not dirtying my diaper, I let out a little of the colorful stuff. Mommy is downright jolly as she changes my diaper (glad I finally got things moving, I guess). No sooner does she get the clean diaper fastened, then I let out another squirt. And then I really get busy (I had a lot of catching up to do). Its noisy, its explosive, and its quite relieving, if you catch my drift. In fact, I did such a job that the diaper didn't know what to do with it all! Mommy laughed and laughed and said it as a good thing I was lying there on the change table for all that.
I really don't know what she found so funny.
Chloe
P.S. Thought I'd post some pictures of me from my younger days; they follow this message.

1 Comments:
At 10:26 AM,
grandma said…
Who knows what lurks in the minds of Mommies. Grandpa Newman sure never did. Be Calm.
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